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Posted on 20th Oct at 6:44 PM, with 81,289 notes

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:49 PM, with 254,777 notes

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:43 PM, with 143 notes
as soon as i leave my front door
me: *puts on sunglasses and noise-cancelling headphones*
me: *blocks out heteronormative society as much as possible*
Posted on 20th Oct at 5:15 PM, with 23,396 notes
batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom
Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom

Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:14 PM, with 3,293 notes
If you ever see me irl prepare to fight cause I wanna truly fight each and every one of you
Posted on 20th Oct at 5:10 PM, with 702 notes

unclefather:

me: *gives birth to a baby*

doctor: what are you going to name her?

me: Grand Theft Auto

me: it’s gender neutral 

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